Today I volunteered to help with a SP clinic. This is a test for medical students to get a feel for the step 2 boards. Basically there are actors (SP's or Standard Patients)that have a complaint and are going to you (as their doctor) to figure out what it is.
Of course I am no doctor, in fact only a nursing STUDENT... as in I don't know anything. It was really fun actually. I was nervous at first, but it turned out fine. And as it would be, I know an emergency when I see one. :) I can tell people to go to the emergency room if nothing else.
So ANYWAYS this is what I went to this morning. My story begins after I drove downtown on my way to the SP clinic.
I parked in the resident parking (I have Jared's parking pass) and this makes me feel like a
very important person. AND on top of that I was in business causal, and might I say... looking good in my red high heels.
I felt good, and professional.
So I confidently walk to the stairs. Down to the pedway to a student health center. As I open the door to go across the pedway the elevator opens and at least 2 men walk out. As I'm walking I hear them behind me say something like... "the good ones are always walking away." Hmmm.... The must have been talking about something on the elevator.
So I walk. And as some know I like to walk fast. I get to the elevator and press the button to go down. I wait and wait. While I'm waiting, I decide to check my phone. Jared called and left a message. As I'm listening to it the elevator FINALLY comes. I get on. As the doors are closing a man turns the corner, and his son, and wife. So I put out my arm to stop the doors and they get on.
The man said something to me like "do you work here?" But I half way missed what he said and what my voicemail said. So I don't answer and inorder to avoid talking to strangers(moms say it is bad to talk to strangers and I hang on to that rule anytime I'm downtown) I try to look busy and so I listen to the message again.
Then this happened:
Old man: looks at me and says "Are you married?"
Me: very quickly and confidently "YES"
Old man: turns to the young man I hardly have noticed whom has a medical helmet thing and says, "I guess all the good ones are taken. Can't blame me for trying"
I smile.
Inside my head I'm thinking THANK YOU FOR JARED AND MY MARRIAGE, and CAN THIS 3 FLOOR ELEVATOR RIDE GET ANYMORE AWKWARD AND LOOOONNNNG?!? and WHO DOES THAT TO THEIR SON?!?!?! How embarassing! Or I
HOPE it was for their son.... ewwww....
Finally, the doors open and I escape before they were even open all the way. I could be described as 'a blur'.
Rude? Maybe. Complement? Probably Creepy? YES
Can I really be blamed for walking fast???